Turn Yourself Into a Doll and Your Customers’ Pain Into Memes They Forward
Strategically Lazy Doll: a pretty doll version of you next to one savage line about what your customers put up with. Every line is a joke that already went viral, with only the nouns swapped.
How it works
- You steal a joke that already went viral. Keep its shape, swap the nouns.
- You turn yourself into a pretty doll.
- You put the line on the image and post it.
The ChatGPT version
Make your first one in about 15 minutes
Works in ChatGPT, Gemini or Claude. Paste the prompts in order, in one chat.
Prompt 1: your profile
Paste once, at the start of the chat.
I'm going to make meme posts for my business.
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Prompt 2: the lines
Then paste 10–15 joke shapes from the list below where it says so.
Here are joke shapes that already went viral.
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Prompt 3: the doll
Upload 2 photos of yourself first.
Image 1 and image 2 are photographs of me:
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Step 4: the text
In Canva or the Instagram editor:
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Step 5: the caption
Write a one-sentence caption that extends this joke and ends with a soft nudge to [what I sell].
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Enter your email and everything opens on this page right away: all 3 prompts with copy buttons, all 30 joke shapes and the Claude Code skill. We’ll email you a copy so you can come back to it.
- The 3 ChatGPT prompts and the caption prompt, ready to copy
- All 30 joke shapes with view counts
- The Claude Code skill (the GitHub link)
- A link back to this page, already unlocked
30 joke shapes that already went viral
Keep the shape and the rhythm word for word. Swap only the nouns into your world. [pain] is something your customer is sick of, [fix] is what you sell said as a result, and [them] is whoever lets them down.
Relatable one-liners
01"It's crazy that my [small thing] knows what '[word]' means but not [number] grown [them]."
Went viral as: 9-month-old dog knows "no", not 7 grown men (1.6M, 14×)
Swapped: "It's crazy that my AI knows what 'follow up' means but not 7 grown men."
02"Waiting for [them] to [leave/finish] so I can be unproductive in peace."
Went viral as: waiting for husband to leave the house (2M, 431×)
Swapped: "Waiting for my AI to finish my follow-ups so I can be unproductive in peace."
03"Currently accepting applications for someone to [annoying daily task] every [day/night]."
Went viral as: someone to decide what's for dinner (1M, 327×)
Swapped: "Currently accepting applications for someone to answer my emails every day. Humans need not apply."
04"Every time [them] asks if I'm okay, I wish they'd ask '[the real help]' instead."
Went viral as: husband asks if I'm okay (4M, 399×)
Swapped: "Every time my husband asks if I'm okay, I wish he'd ask 'want me to update the CRM?' instead."
05"I'm a [identity], which means I am automatically irritated by your incompetence."
Went viral as: 49-year-old Gen X mom (2.5M, 321×)
Swapped: "I have AI systems now, which means I am automatically irritated by your incompetence."
06"Believe in yourself the way [them] believes [their delusion]."
Went viral as: baby daddy believes he's a fully involved parent (1.1M, 119×)
Swapped: "Believe in yourself the way your contractor believes 'end of day' is a real deadline."
07"Not to be dramatic, but [3 things I chose, each with 'the X I Y'] is making it increasingly difficult to be a delight to be around."
Went viral as: the house we bought, the child I birthed, the man I married (734K, 207×)
Swapped: "Not to be dramatic, but answering the leads I paid for, following up with the clients I begged for and running the business I chose is making it increasingly difficult to be a delight to be around."
08"I might look like a normal girl, but I [unhinged work habit] at 2am."
Went viral as: argue with suppliers overseas at 2am (584K, 75×)
Swapped: "I might look like a normal girl, but I argue with AI at 2am."
09"I'm tired of [the work]. Can you all just [the money action] please."
Went viral as: tired of making content, just place your orders (140K, 49×)
Swapped: "I'm tired of making content. Can you all just book your calls please."
10"[Life] is hard. Make it harder. [Start the thing]." → flip it: "[Work] is hard. Make it easier. [Fix]."
Went viral as: motherhood / life is hard, start a business (175×, 164×)
Swapped: "Business is hard. Make it easier. Hire AI."
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Views are on Instagram and TikTok, with how many times the creator’s usual reach the post got (×). Researched October 2026.
The Claude Code version
Let Claude Code make them for you
The skill interviews you once, picks from the 30 shapes, culls to the best lines next to the originals, writes your image prompt, checks the face still looks like you, and puts the line on the image.
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Two more made with it
Questions
- Is it free?
- Yes. The prompts on this page and the Claude Code skill are both free.
- Do I need Claude Code?
- No. The ChatGPT version is right here.
- Whose face can I use?
- Only yours, or someone who said yes.